zeldathemes
i'm the bee's knees

People seem to think,
that you'll be happier once you reach the top,
you'll have it all,
but I'm living for right now
cause what if tomorrow never comes,
I'm not waiting, I'm not waiting,
for the confetti to fall.

edgarsbitch:

alecstasy:

alecstasy:

my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

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when will my nipple come back from the war

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

youtubcs:

ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER cast 

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

waggington:

some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space.

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

literallysame:

wake up america

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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koragg1:

mighty-mogar:

my mom has never seen joel before and i asked her how old she thought he was

I tend to do this a lot to family members, and it’s hilarious every time

koragg1:

mighty-mogar:

my mom has never seen joel before and i asked her how old she thought he was

I tend to do this a lot to family members, and it’s hilarious every time

lokineedshugs:

creativefangirlurl:

no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt

While using their individual characteristics of their storylines as weapons

lllllets-play:

This is a fun game

lllllets-play:

This is a fun game