zeldathemes
i'm the bee's knees

People seem to think,
that you'll be happier once you reach the top,
you'll have it all,
but I'm living for right now
cause what if tomorrow never comes,
I'm not waiting, I'm not waiting,
for the confetti to fall.

i-dont-need-feminism:

lamefuckboy:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

WELL THAT TOOK A FUCKING TURN

O M F G

OMFG

quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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youdeanatsix:

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.

Lol fun game: go on my /tagged/me and reblog your favourite selfie for fun!! Fun for the whole family!!

  #such fun  
psyducked:

you’re missing out

psyducked:

you’re missing out

tinycatfeet:

me to all of my friends in relationships

tinycatfeet:

me to all of my friends in relationships

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

kingsdarga:

the 7 days to die let’s plays are ridiculous and i love them, so here’s a thing that took a really long time but was a lot of fun. i started it before michael even joined in, but it felt wrong without him and wasn’t symmetrical, so that worked out

kingsdarga:

the 7 days to die let’s plays are ridiculous and i love them, so here’s a thing that took a really long time but was a lot of fun. i started it before michael even joined in, but it felt wrong without him and wasn’t symmetrical, so that worked out

  #wow    #amazing  

uberhaxorteeth:

Lads & Gents  Text Posts

  #perfect  

whitekidniall:

GUYS COLORED BRAS ARE NOW BANNED IN MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM BC YOU CAN KINDA SEE THEM THROUGH THE SHIRT AND OUR MALE COACHES DON’T FIND IT ACCEPTABLE BC IT’S DISTRACTING WHY ARE THEY OVERSEXUALIZING BRAS ON UNDERAGE GIRLS THEY’RE FUCKING BRAS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING UNDERGARMENTS TO USE I’M SORRY I DIDN’T PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THE WHOLE FEMINIST MOVEMENT THING AND SHIT OH MY GO D

  #ugh  

unsuccessfulblogger:

10k away from 10k someone promo me

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

  #awks  
pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker