my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple
when will my nipple come back from the war
This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.
ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space.
Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test
my mom has never seen joel before and i asked her how old she thought he was
I tend to do this a lot to family members, and it’s hilarious every time
no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt
While using their individual characteristics of their storylines as weapons