zeldathemes
i'm the bee's knees

People seem to think,
that you'll be happier once you reach the top,
you'll have it all,
but I'm living for right now
cause what if tomorrow never comes,
I'm not waiting, I'm not waiting,
for the confetti to fall.

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

theparadoxic:

unbelievably cute/stupid/suggestive freewood moments
→ dick peek (let’s build dropping list)

foxy-green:

bencarignan:

rickybrugal:

dorkly:

Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

  #selfie    #selfies  

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

agirlwithhairlikethis:

mworkbench:

Amazing Minecraft! - Episode Eight

I AM SO F&*KING DONE

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

miss-nerdgasmz:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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maureensowerbutts:

find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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castielsroosterteethwingman:

Actors and their stunt doubles (X)